Bug Porno, Hitler, and Pissed Off Cats

So I Been Serbin the Interwebs

If you take this little quiz and then enter your results in the comments here, you can win some green stuff. Not soylent green, but a green tote, green speakers, eh, who knows. Green stuff.

It's actually a promo for Isabella Rosellini's Green Porno. If I didn't already adore her, I really love her now. Green Porno is a little series of brief PG-rated vignettes with Rosellini dressed up as various insects describing how they mate--which truly is fascinating--and they're hysterical. I highly recommend them.

If you've got kids, even better (although you might want to give them a preview first since they have to do with s-e-x.) I couldn't even tell you where to start since they're all simply wonderful.

If Your Cat Looks Like This...

...Or you find black-and-white mustachioed cats particularly adorable, here's a site just for you.

If you find it offensive, please direct your complaints here.

Kitler fan mail should be sent here, and pictures of your own Kitlers may, of course, be submitted as well.

...Or Like This

Coming soon: pissedoffcat.com. You know you want it. Submission guidelines can be found here.

Isis makes a lot of pissed off faces. This one resulted after I took away a mouse she had caught but decided to torture cruelly rather than extinguish. I removed her mouse and disposed of it. Hence, highly pissed off cat.

Morgan occassionally looks cross, too, although we're never sure why. I think she was fighting with something here. Maybe she was just laughing.

Isis began perfecting her look of doom at an early age...

...and has grown quite proud of her death stare, which clearly says, "Slink off and die, why don't you? Unless of course you might be coming round with tuna in a bit..."

Although I think she's beginning to have her doubts about the tuna.

Enter the contest or Isis' face will be frozen in this position forever!
Email me at sohopixieATyahooDOTcom for my address,
send me a bit of string and that's all there is to it!
Postmark deadline October 31, 2008. Easy peasy.

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