10.22.2008

Bug Porno, Hitler, and Pissed Off Cats



So I Been Serbin the Interwebs

If you take this little quiz and then enter your results in the comments here, you can win some green stuff. Not soylent green, but a green tote, green speakers, eh, who knows. Green stuff.

It's actually a promo for Isabella Rosellini's Green Porno. If I didn't already adore her, I really love her now. Green Porno is a little series of brief PG-rated vignettes with Rosellini dressed up as various insects describing how they mate--which truly is fascinating--and they're hysterical. I highly recommend them.

If you've got kids, even better (although you might want to give them a preview first since they have to do with s-e-x.) I couldn't even tell you where to start since they're all simply wonderful.

If Your Cat Looks Like This...

...Or you find black-and-white mustachioed cats particularly adorable, here's a site just for you.


If you find it offensive, please direct your complaints here.


Kitler fan mail should be sent here, and pictures of your own Kitlers may, of course, be submitted as well.


...Or Like This

Coming soon: pissedoffcat.com. You know you want it. Submission guidelines can be found here.

Isis makes a lot of pissed off faces. This one resulted after I took away a mouse she had caught but decided to torture cruelly rather than extinguish. I removed her mouse and disposed of it. Hence, highly pissed off cat.


Morgan occassionally looks cross, too, although we're never sure why. I think she was fighting with something here. Maybe she was just laughing.


Isis began perfecting her look of doom at an early age...


...and has grown quite proud of her death stare, which clearly says, "Slink off and die, why don't you? Unless of course you might be coming round with tuna in a bit..."


Although I think she's beginning to have her doubts about the tuna.


Enter the contest or Isis' face will be frozen in this position forever!
Email me at sohopixieATyahooDOTcom for my address,
send me a bit of string and that's all there is to it!
Postmark deadline October 31, 2008. Easy peasy.

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8 comments:

Carrie K said...

I am confused by Green Porno thing. Maybe because I'm still sipping my first cup of coffee?

I hope you're feeling better! IMO, colds are meant to be coddled at home. People who go out with colds are Evil Germ Carriers.

Are you still up for some sock yarn? I'll pop it in the mail today or tomorrow, if so.

Obsidian Kitten said...

the green porno thing is a little confusing b.c is is actually TWO things--(1) the contest and (2) the isabella rosellini videos

the contest at the link below and you can see what the pries are. you have to click to open all the little things on the box to get all the questions, then post the type of insect you are (the result it gives you, it's funny) in the comments section:
http://www.plasticandplush.com/plasticandplush/2008/10/contest-win-a-g.html

the bug "pornos" are here:
http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno/

Obsidian Kitten said...

pries = prizes

*sigh*

Elizabeth said...

Well that's to send to Sarah Palin!
Hee.

I love a cat with attitude.

Mouse said...

That "kitler" website is HYSTERICAL!! You always find such great stuff!

mrspao said...

I love the kitler site. Isis is a bit scary when she looks pissed off!!

Puss-in-Boots said...

Bug porno...lol. Jeez, remind me never to get on the wrong side of Isis...she's one scary pissed off cat!

Both Bella and Mitzi can look pretty scary at times, but the worst (or best) I've ever seen was Oscar...he looked pissed off even when he wasn't! Actually he was lovely natured cat...it was just his look and he had people fooled...

Chris said...

Wow. That first Isis face - great capture with that one! Chaos and Isis must've studied the same cat faces manual...